Ballin is a habit

MASTER CHIEF

If you think you can fucks wit me, come see me!!

S.K.A.T.E

Here's Dag knockin a nollie lazer heel out in the official first game against JW. Look out for the bracket next time your at the SKANSION. Maybe your in it! Oh yeah I regret to inform all the ropo locs that I lost against rod today... Please don't whoop my ass next time I show my face at the park. Look out for video of all the games at super exclusive locations!

So I blacked out last night...

Never ever fall asleep in a video gamers room! I woke up with shaving cream residue all over my face... Swoger and dreams don't know what they got coming!

Sometimes you need to take up the artsy....

Jet skiiiiiing pussy.

As seen on KCTV 5

Some fool thought he could break into clumpskys truck in broad daylight with 10 dudes in the nearby skansion. We all rushed his ass and did what ernie always wished he could do and got an epic citizens arrest!

Boomin.